Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Drunk Girl In Bed

First Reaction: Nowhere to sleep

Second Reaction: Oh god. I better do something.

Third Reaction: Shit. She looks sweet when she's sorta drunk and angry all at once. How could I take a stern tone?

Fourth Reaction: I'm almost outta smokes. Did she just fart? No, I guess that was the chair.

Fifth Reaction: She didn't know it, but I mixed a Goody's aspirin powder in with that bottle of water I tried to make her drink. She may have puked, but that painkiller will numb her fucking hangover, and I'll bet you a dollar she wont thank me.

Sixth Reaction: After a long night of hooting bourbon and pounding old milwaukees, I'm not entirely sure if this girl wants to fuck or fight.

Seventh Reaction: I am a little tired. Better take a hoot of my own.

Eighth Reatction: We listened to Jimmy Buffett earlier and I thought about the south. Sometimes, when a woman murmurs the last two stanzas of "The Idea of Order at Key West" to you, your mind sorta falls to pieces. I had in my hands a little Wallace Stevens and she had in her hands a little Frank O'Hara. I 's'pose she won that round.

Ninth Reaction: I just told her she was pretty. I say that a lot. I don't really feel like she believes me. This afternoon Pete and I talked about the lack of humour on The Onion, and somehow the concept of "having one's boat waxed" came up. Pete was like "It's Great!" I couldn't think of a retort, so I gave in to the meanness of saying that I liked having "his mom waxed."

Tenth Reaction: I tried for a long time to do a crossword. I listened to 'An Albatross' and tried to think of four letter words ending in "-edd," with respect to the clue "62. Jerk."

'I never knew that Blood stood for wuss in street slang. Maybe we can all learn something from that. Super-Aids...is there any meaning here? Create it or destroy, lest I puke' --Eds.

BLOOD

3 Comments:

Blogger robert d said...

Blood is the more prolific of the trine. As previously stated his use of proper nouns marks him as an adept. And then of course the gentle touch of the beast. I have done it many times but never realized I was hooting. I have never been good at crossword puzzles so I am still perplexed with edd? Tant pis, too bad, Paul is always so melancholy and withdrawn. I suspect it is spell of Halifax.

A little happy, a little phun, a little this is how it's done. Crack it with a big one, crack it with a smile.

Snapping out,

D - the D could stand for dangerous but actually it stands for digital.

9:38 AM  
Blogger Audrey Two said...

Nice montage.

5:50 PM  
Blogger Precious Stone said...

Love is fundamentally selfish, and arrogant.

Kristle.

12:44 PM  

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